Me and Razoo Kelley got the 4-1-1 on the latest form of 86, 10-4? Mississippi just announced that it’s switching to Peleton as its official form of capital punishment. And just like that, there’s a new positive spin on the death penalty: Drill till it kills. The last meal will now be a choice between a tofu salad or hummus-stuffed avocados, which studies have shown decrease the will to live. In addition to Peloton, Bowflex and Nordic Track are currently making their health knell pitches to Alabama, Georgia, and Florida. Texas is expected to announce its Hot Yoga form of execution within days. 
